Yo, you can call me Wungus,
I made the name many years ago and Its stuck with me online, and even some in real life since then.
I am a ripe and supple 29 years old and I am aching to be bred.
I enjoy long rides on the beach on my hog, and spending unreal amounts of money on silly puddy
I was born in a cave in france, raised by french wolves on bread, cheese, and any young children that happened by
When found I was examined by a doctor who could not pierce my flesh with his syringe.
He loudly proclaimed that I "had that dog in him" and he sent me on my way.
After setting out on my own It was made obvious I was meant for greatness, I could engage in, and win, any bout of hand to hand combat against type of man or woman.
Now In a personal bet to my good friend Jeff Goldbloom, i am taking my skills to the internet
to prove to him that I am the ultimate lifeform, In real life, and also in cyberspace.
I will probably post about video games, Combat encounters I have won, and what its like to be me.
welcome my friends.